Telephones are everywhere these days. Your average moron in the street now can’t even walk anywhere without staring mindlessly into their smartphone, like that kid the other morning who Mr. Wapojif almost walked into as the aforementioned kid was too wrapped up in his little oblivious world. The oblivious little git! Anyway, we can’t do anything […]
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